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eyeliner works wonders.

i have sleepy eyes. or bored eyes. the kind of eyes where you can see my entire eyelid even though my eyes are wide open.

eyeliner just makes them smaller and more awake if that makes sense.

person: omg evelyn you look so tired/evelyn are you okay????

me: calm down, i just don’t have eyeliner on.

interestingly enough, i have eyeliner on in this picture. i’m just making an EXTRA bored face on purpose.

Boys will never understand. “omg don’t ruin your face with makeup”

stfu. and pass me the eyeliner on your way out.

Feb 23rd at 2PM / reblog / 1 note
  1. wordsthatididntsay said: I never leave the house without eyeliner on. It works miracles.
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