February 2011
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NEW SONG FROM MY HUSBAND, fyi. →
“As I drown in my regrets, I can’t take back the words I never said.” - Taylor Swift sounding chick on the hook.
“Gaza Strip was gettin bombed, Obama didn’t say shit. That’s why i aint vote for him, Next one either. I’m a part of the problem. The problem is I’m peaceful.” - Lupe
Hmmmm…
no, i don’t worship any song he touches....
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i don't remember my life before listening to Pete...
*smh*
His music gives me Life. with a capital L. Most of these chirren runnin’ around will be hard pressed to find rap that actually ENCOURAGES you (Pete’s Believer got me through 2009-2010). Plus, his singing voice melts in your mouth. -_- wait. what? *fans self* Errr, um. And I’ll always be a fan of instrumentals that sound like they come from INSTRUMENTS. Acoustic ones, at...
January 2011
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SUCK AZZZ FONTS. →
(click title)
add (1) AFRICAN (yes that’s its name) (2) Giddyup STD (3) Marker Felt (4) Zapfino and please for the love of jesus christ of latter day saints do NOT use RAVIE.
seriously, wtf IS that??? I feel like I’m reading Lizzie McGuire’s diary or something…
-eve
“During his sermon, Driscoll—looking like a metrosexual jock in an Ed Hardy—esque...”
– Hipster Faith | Christianity Today | A Magazine of Evangelical Conviction
I’m not shocked because OMG sex, I’m offended because that’s kind of chauvinistic. I can just hear the Helvetica laden powerpoint about how “men are visual and can’t help it” and how women just aren’t turned on that way...
That awkward moment when you still get emails...
*shoulder bounce*
won’t be showing up.
-eve
Christopher Chu of The Morning Benders is...
*tears of joy*
*silent scream*
IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
Apparently he’s following BOTH my twitter accounts! >_<
Yeshemayjustbefollowingbackallofhisfollowers BUT THEN EXPLAIN WHY OUT OF OVER 4,000 FOLLOWERS, HE’S ONLY FOLLOWING ABOUT 1,000 PEOPLE.
Shove it, haterz.
5 minutes ago I was freaking out about my courseload and therefore my life, but now… my day has been made.
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Helping Africans 101
theafricatheynevershowyou:
Your friend goes,”OMG! I got a couple pairs of TOMS shoes!! It’s gonna help so many children in Africa. I really made a difference today!!!” You’re like, “Umm.. wouldn’t that flood villages with thousands of extra shoes and slowly destroy the local economy for shoemakers and sellers??” Then they freak out cause they have no money to pay their rent. You laugh cause...
Shit Photojournalists Like: We Interrupt Your... →
shitphotojournalistslike:
From a reader:
“asking your advice, opinion, etc.. i am a freshman photography major at a fine art school, wondering what the eff i am doing. wondering why there is so many haters. wondering if i am living a pipe dream. wondering if i am wasting my time. worried i am wasting my money. even…
*raises fist*
amen. i’m a print journalism major. i graduate...
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THE MORE YOU KNOW: porn.
i was bored.
so decided to Google stuff. It’s not what you think.
Get up on dat Google Scholar, folks. It’s good stuff - I only get the official articles and journals and speeches and whatnot.
Today’s topic: pornography. Why? Because I was curious about the different arguments swirling out there. Porn is just so faux taboo to me (we’re told it’s bad but we’re...
scathing-deactivated20110529 asked: To Eve & Doyin.
As I am convinced that all Kenyans are related somehow, I know you know Paul Anunda.
How do I know this? Every Kenyan I know, knows Paul Anunda. Or his mother. idek.
As I am convinced that all Kenyans are related somehow, I know you know Paul Anunda.
How do I know this? Every Kenyan I know, knows Paul Anunda. Or his mother. idek.
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Hipster Photo Tip #4
it’s our 800th post!!!!! *pelvic thrust dance*
We haven’t really been posting much lately, so to “celebrate” our “much awaited” “return”, here is the fourth installment (installation? what? i’m confused) of our Hipster Photo Tip series, where we give you the insight necessary to take a hipster photograph. It’s not as hard as you think.
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Product placement.
It’s everywhere. It’s in your face. So much that you don’t even see it sometimes. But then of course it’s so obvious sometimes that you can’t help but see it. Who can forget that random Vitamin Water party/fundraiser/thingie in Gossip Girl. WHAT in the heck was that?
But I was watching this Chinese drama (Let’s Go Watch Meteor Shower to be specific, the Chinese...
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Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer
For people who love movie trailers as much as I do. Or even for those who don’t. Laugh laugh laugh laugh…
=Doyin
that awkward moment when you find blonde hairs on...
*____*
my roommate is a brunette/red head.
wtf
-eve
**psych gif for the winnnnnn**
Anonymous asked: this is gloria. I creep your tumblr every now and then and sans-facebook, this my only online communication with you, Doyin :(... i needed to share this wif yew. http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhXknA5160v7gT5Fns
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That sick feeling in your gut you get when you...
Happens to me all the time. Story of my life. Preach.
I’ll just be walking along and randomly remember something that I did/sad (often times this involves a boy) and physically flinch and close my eyes because it was so freaking stupid.
I’m seriously incredibly socially challenged sometimes.
But at least I’m learning from my mistakes.
I think.
=Doyin
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That satisfied feeling you get when you set a goal...
Yeah, it’s still early in the semester (been in school for a WEEK) so the real work hasn’t even started yet and yeah, I’ve already slipped up (barely did any work on the weekend, and spent all Sunday rolling around unwashed and reading The Secret Life of Emily Dickinson), and this semester is starting to look like it really wants to kick my a$$
BUT
I’m making small goals...
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So you mean I missed watching House to get...
(1) yes i said molly whopped.
(2) no i couldn’t do over half of the exercises the instructor told us to do.
(3) yes i could be eating cake but i’m eating salad instead.
obesity, man. now i understand why those people on Biggest Loser straight pop off on their trainers.
-eve
“Skinny, socially privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle....”
– Dr. House (via fuckyeahhousemd)
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“They told me I should come down cousin. But I flatly refuse - I AIN’T DUMB...”
–
Little brother just texted me that he walked out...
*_*
Me and him are a lot alike. The same things make us annoyed and angry. But we’re very different in our reaction.
I shut off. I shove my feelings into the back of my mind and sooner or later will see them manifested in some sort of medical condition.
The lil bro tries that approach, but sooner or later you will feel his wrath.
Which one is more successful to getting shit done? His...
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“Gimme an 85.”
– Magen Mitchel while telling me how she bribed her 10th grade Spanish teacher with animal crackers.
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“Reporting is difficult, partly because the writer does not have the leeway to...”
– -Lillian Ross
THAT’S WHY y’all see me stress when i’m writing articles! You ask me “how many words does it have to be?” and i reluctantly say “eight hundred.” Then you look at me like trick why the hell are you still up at 4 am for 800 words?!?!
800 words...
the foreign exchange is taking me there right now.
*infinite head bob*
-eve
it's my sixth semester of college and
i still can’t get work done on a saturday.
why do i even try?
-eve
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People often akkks me what my emoticons mean.
*___* means (1) oh shit i can’t believe you just said that (2) maybe if i stop talking i’ll disappear (3) man you’re in deeeeeep shit now/i have absolutely no advice for your present situation
:3 translates into some perverted mustache dude on facebook chat, so the “colon three” face means (1) whatever i said previously i mean in a devious manner (2) my fiffff grade...
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I, Evelyn,
never know what to say to someone when they’re crying. Because when i cry i usually want to be left alone.
don’t know how to hate someone i don’t know.
don’t believe in pajamas. there are kids who don’t have “regular” clothes and we’re over here buying clothes specifically for SLEEP? People. Sleep naked.
am ALWAYS sick. always.
think Splenda...
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Moment of truth.
I have loose curl envy. You know those big huge curls that you can see so well, I want that. I love my hair, but my curls are so tight, it looks like my hair never grows.
I’m a horrible person who doesn’t keep up with her friends enough. So in order to make up for it, I say yes to everything. I now have vague plans with four different people for tomorrow/today. Makes me worry that...
I am at work.
And I desperately need a distraction. Ugh. Been awake since 7. Unheard of for me. I usually get a nap in somewhere. But not today.
=Doyin
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What I'm looking forward to in 2011.
1. China: I’m going to China as a Maymester Study Abroad Program. Needless to say, I’m excited out of my mind. Instead of talking about traveling and seeing the world, I’m finally starting to do it. Yeah, I know, this is one small step, but it’s still a step. 2. Having a better semester than the last: I’ve kind of been hinting that last semester wasn’t all...
